[He regards her for a long, thoughtful moment, basking in the way she smiles and the manner in which she offers up that tidbit of knowledge, and after letting it settle comfortably into the stillness between them, he extends to her the highest offer of support in any star and on any boneplanet, and pronounces: ]
And when it comes time for the talk, I think I'll let Lu Bixing take care of it. His presentation is sure to be a great deal more thorough than any I could offer.
she makes a noise that sounds like a death rattle and rolls off the bed to go stand in the other room. she's not leaving entirely but that made her wish for death!!]
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Yeah. [...] I mean, she also kissed me this morning, so I guess I've got that going for me even if shit goes south.
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Gross.
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Yeah, fucking nasty. [she seems pretty proud of herself even though she did none of the work.]
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Was it your first?
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Maybe. [yes. absolutely.]
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[Heh heh heh.]
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[It is his moral obligation to make her suffer and so he shall.]
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She nearly does a backflip off this un-mortal coil if I hug her, Waters, temper the expectations.
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[SUFFER.]
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And when it comes time for the talk, I think I'll let Lu Bixing take care of it. His presentation is sure to be a great deal more thorough than any I could offer.
Likely he'll have diagrams.
[S U F F E R]
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he gets to about the talk and she immediately shoves her fingers in her ears and stares at him like she's trying to blow him up with her brain.]
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Females on your star don't go into heat, do they? I know for some that can be an additional concern. We might need to spend an extra slide on it.
[this is what you get when you're friends with miqo'te you know all the garbage porn stereotypes about them too]
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she makes a noise that sounds like a death rattle and rolls off the bed to go stand in the other room. she's not leaving entirely but that made her wish for death!!]
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[Probably this makes them even for the ribbing about his crotch burns earlier.]
Besides, I'm glad for you. Truly.
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but yeah, they're even, and when he says he's glad for her, she just sighs and thuds her head against the wall.]
... I am really scared to lose it. [she says after a long moment, peering at him from around the doorframe. she looks embarrassed to say this.]
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Don't let that keep you from enjoying it to the fullest while you have it.
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[... she wanders back in after a minute and flops down next to him again. after a moment:]
I'm glad I met you. [even though he makes her suffer.]
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[But he reaches over to ruffle her hair anyway.]