onlythans: (💔 be my weekend lover)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He regards her for a long, thoughtful moment, basking in the way she smiles and the manner in which she offers up that tidbit of knowledge, and after letting it settle comfortably into the stillness between them, he extends to her the highest offer of support in any star and on any boneplanet, and pronounces: ]

Gross.
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ATTAGIRL.]

Was it your first?
onlythans: (💔 you can ride it)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
They'll get better.

[Heh heh heh.]
onlythans: (💔 it's not your fault you)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only helping you set proper expectations. First kisses have a certain romanticism about them but rest assured, experience makes a difference.

[It is his moral obligation to make her suffer and so he shall.]
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, believe me, I know the feeling. Still, one finds ways.

[SUFFER.]
onlythans: (💔 so we waited)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[slaps at it he is not a DOG]

And when it comes time for the talk, I think I'll let Lu Bixing take care of it. His presentation is sure to be a great deal more thorough than any I could offer.

Likely he'll have diagrams.

[S U F F E R]
onlythans: (💔 'cause i do insist)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[the picture of innocence]

Females on your star don't go into heat, do they? I know for some that can be an additional concern. We might need to spend an extra slide on it.

[this is what you get when you're friends with miqo'te you know all the garbage porn stereotypes about them too]
onlythans: (💔 i stepped in the room and)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come back, Nav. I'm sure if you were likely to go into heat, someone would've told you by now.

[Probably this makes them even for the ribbing about his crotch burns earlier.]

Besides, I'm glad for you. Truly.
onlythans: (💔 everybody hating for the same reason)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He hums softly, amused at the finger and thoughtful at the remark.]

Don't let that keep you from enjoying it to the fullest while you have it.
onlythans: (💔 she's mine)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Careful. Start pointing out good things about this damned place and they'll work twice as hard to make it worse.

[But he reaches over to ruffle her hair anyway.]